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  • I understand and respect Jesse Lee Soffer’s decision to leave Chicago PD but also goddamnit he’s pretty

    Tuesday October 3, 2023
  • Troy was really not bothered. #CatsofMastodon #Troy #Cats #Meow #Roomba

    Tuesday October 3, 2023
  • Dear Suella Braverman,

    No Brit may ever complain about unwanted people strolling into their land and acting like it’s theirs.

    The people of the world will pour into London and you will like it. Or, leave Britain. That’s how you can personally escape responsibility for its legacy.

    #ToryConference

    Tuesday October 3, 2023
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    How can anyone work like this?

    #Cats #Meow #CatsofMastodon

    Tuesday October 3, 2023
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    Troy, being an adorable cat, as usual. #CatsOnMastodon #Cats #Meow #Troy

    Monday October 2, 2023
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    Who’s a good cat?!

    #caturday #catsofpixelfed #meow #cats

    Sunday October 1, 2023
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    A sign at the airport. #photography #airport

    Sunday October 1, 2023
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    I love GitHub’s commit graph for showing when people take their holidays

    Friday September 29, 2023
  • As Illinois’s Pre-Trial Fairness Act has come into play both legally and politically, the more that I read about it (as amended by follow-up bills addressing concerns), the more that it seems incredibly sensible. We’re setting a new standard that we don’t just lock people up as a matter of course, but police, prosecutors and judges have the power and discretion to jail someone if they have to. Which part isn’t to like?

    https://chicago.suntimes.com/2023/9/18/23878427/illinois-becomes-first-state-in-nation-today-to-eliminate-cash-bail-heres-how-it-will-work

    Monday September 18, 2023
  • “Big bean mirror” is really what most people think of my state, huh https://youtube.com/shorts/j2L1ic7kSxo?si=IidpNdSC8d9FF9zj

    Friday September 15, 2023
  • Dear @andrewvandam can you explain why you hate checks so much 😉

    https://apple.news/AJYXF5vBaRT26ueTFbkfixQ

    Friday September 15, 2023
  • “I support the people fighting for our country, until it no longer suits my political purposes” is quite a campaign slogan

    Monday September 4, 2023
  • In a surprise to absolutely no one who has been paying attention, a Republican senator is willing to decimate America’s military because he doesn’t like people getting abortions

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/09/04/army-navy-air-force-secretaries-tuberville-military-hold/

    Monday September 4, 2023
  • Everyday patient: I want a doctor to do this, not the nurse

    Experienced patient: I want a nurse to do this, not the doctor

    Over-experienced patient: Just keep the doctors away from me

    Monday September 4, 2023
  • sent a work email on Labor Day and I feel like I’m disappointing all my work ancestors

    Monday September 4, 2023
  • Renewables were a big part of it. And I appreciate that this article goes a little into how “all of the above” is the best strategy to managing the electric grid. https://apple.news/Au_SWBqXhT0yuwuZ9ehp1Lw

    Saturday September 2, 2023
  • A 12x rate of return seems like an excellent investment.

    #IRS #FundTheIRS

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/interactive/2023/irs-enforcement-costs-congress-funding/

    Saturday September 2, 2023
  • Imagine being pretty as your entire job

    That’s it, that’s the toot

    Friday September 1, 2023
  • of course there’s fanfic of helper t cell and killer t cell getting it together

    i wonder what that would look like biologically

    it’s always fascinated me that the series put in a budding romance between White Blood Cell and Red Blood Cell because goodness, how would that work biologically

    Wednesday August 30, 2023
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    also helper t cell is just 🥰

    Wednesday August 30, 2023
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    Is it a problem that I’ve chosen B cells as my favorite cell, solely because I find the B Cell character in Cells at Work to be really attractive

    Wednesday August 30, 2023
  • Only HTML

    Monday August 28, 2023
  • CSS was a mistake

    JS was a mistake https://mastodon.social/@jkohlmann/110968579361262657

    Monday August 28, 2023
  • I do not comprehend how people can put sheets of paper into their bags and have them not emerge all crumpled. How do you do it. What sorcery do you all possess in your carryons

    Monday August 28, 2023
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    Sharing this solely because I want attention

    Sunday August 27, 2023

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