Max Gross

I understand and respect Jesse Lee Soffer’s decision to leave Chicago PD but also goddamnit he’s pretty

Troy was really not bothered. #CatsofMastodon #Troy #Cats #Meow #Roomba

Dear Suella Braverman,

No Brit may ever complain about unwanted people strolling into their land and acting like it’s theirs.

The people of the world will pour into London and you will like it. Or, leave Britain. That’s how you can personally escape responsibility for its legacy.

#ToryConference

As Illinois’s Pre-Trial Fairness Act has come into play both legally and politically, the more that I read about it (as amended by follow-up bills addressing concerns), the more that it seems incredibly sensible. We’re setting a new standard that we don’t just lock people up as a matter of course, but police, prosecutors and judges have the power and discretion to jail someone if they have to. Which part isn’t to like?

https://chicago.suntimes.com/2023/9/18/23878427/illinois-becomes-first-state-in-nation-today-to-eliminate-cash-bail-heres-how-it-will-work

“Big bean mirror” is really what most people think of my state, huh https://youtube.com/shorts/j2L1ic7kSxo?si=IidpNdSC8d9FF9zj

Dear @andrewvandam can you explain why you hate checks so much 😉

https://apple.news/AJYXF5vBaRT26ueTFbkfixQ

“I support the people fighting for our country, until it no longer suits my political purposes” is quite a campaign slogan

In a surprise to absolutely no one who has been paying attention, a Republican senator is willing to decimate America’s military because he doesn’t like people getting abortions

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/09/04/army-navy-air-force-secretaries-tuberville-military-hold/

Everyday patient: I want a doctor to do this, not the nurse

Experienced patient: I want a nurse to do this, not the doctor

Over-experienced patient: Just keep the doctors away from me

sent a work email on Labor Day and I feel like I’m disappointing all my work ancestors

Renewables were a big part of it. And I appreciate that this article goes a little into how “all of the above” is the best strategy to managing the electric grid. https://apple.news/Au_SWBqXhT0yuwuZ9ehp1Lw

A 12x rate of return seems like an excellent investment.

#IRS #FundTheIRS

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/interactive/2023/irs-enforcement-costs-congress-funding/

Imagine being pretty as your entire job

That’s it, that’s the toot

of course there’s fanfic of helper t cell and killer t cell getting it together

i wonder what that would look like biologically

it’s always fascinated me that the series put in a budding romance between White Blood Cell and Red Blood Cell because goodness, how would that work biologically

Only HTML

CSS was a mistake

JS was a mistake https://mastodon.social/@jkohlmann/110968579361262657

I do not comprehend how people can put sheets of paper into their bags and have them not emerge all crumpled. How do you do it. What sorcery do you all possess in your carryons